March 2012
February 2012
Typical problem with buying online:
Cost: $5
Shipping: $1,000,000
Need a laugh? Click here!
Questions actually worth answering.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What do you spend most of your money on?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
Best of Patrick Star! →
epic-humor:
THIS POST IS LIFE.
Awesome stuffs here!
"I'm going to bed."
hand: *accidentally scrolls down page*
eyes: *accidentally looks at posts*
fingers: *accidentally reblogs several things*
brain: *accidentally forgets to go to bed*
When you accidentally sneeze/spit on your computer →
damnthatswhatshesaid:
and you get tiny drops of color on your monitor.
Watchluanlegacy:
kelvinjcco:
OMG! I can’t! LOLOLOLOL
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNN!!!! SHE DROPPED THAT HOE!
THAT KID EATING OMG
le-flying-cock asked: PREMIUM BEAUTIFUL PERSON! Once you receive this award, you are supposed to paste it into the ask of eight people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out <3 I just got this.... apparently there are people on tumblr doing the shit people do on Facebook... FUCK THEM ALL.
I'm sorry.
to my parents: i'm sorry i'm such a dissapointment and i'm sorry i can't be like her.
to my friends: i'm sorry i always talk about how fat i am. i'm sorry i have no self esteem and i'm sorry i can't be a better friend
to the people at my school: i'm so sorry i'm weird. i'm sorry i don't fit in. i'm sorry i don't look pretty or skinny like all of you.
to myself: i'm sorry i was ever born, i'm sorry i cut knives into you, i'm sorry i starve you and i'm just sorry i hate you so much.
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
put-on-my-blue-suede-shoes:
so bored
degaydance:
i don’t understand how people can say patrick stump sucks and doesn’t have talent
i mean, give that man a slice of cheese and a straw and come back 30 minutes later and he’ll have an entire fucking album that’s just as perfect as he is
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.